Funny Pregnant Haiku

Pregnant nose is weirdI still smell yesterday’s fartsDamn, I want chili Being 39 years old and a mother is not an indicator of maturity… I’m sorry, body function humor will always have its place (over-doing it does exist though). But really, pregnant nose IS weird. I smell things sooner and for longer than my husbandContinue reading “Funny Pregnant Haiku”

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