In the extreme AM of her due date (0030), I contend PB broke her own water. She was super active and at first I thought her tap dancing on my bladder was why I was wet. I had no contractions and was probably in a bit of denial, blinded by the relief of having anContinue reading “My Princess Baby Arrived with Laughter!”
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The 100% honest, 2nd baby (same gender) registry
Ok, so I don’t know about anyone else’s experience with registries, but I spent a lot of time and energy building a few for my first pregnancy. Everyone was happy for me and asked where I was registered. The long-distance friends I kept after the Army, my settling-into-a-new-city-budding-friendships, work friends, family… so lots of people.Continue reading “The 100% honest, 2nd baby (same gender) registry”
Funny Pregnant Haiku
Pregnant nose is weirdI still smell yesterday’s fartsDamn, I want chili Being 39 years old and a mother is not an indicator of maturity… I’m sorry, body function humor will always have its place (over-doing it does exist though). But really, pregnant nose IS weird. I smell things sooner and for longer than my husbandContinue reading “Funny Pregnant Haiku”
31 Weeks Pregnant and Almost 40 (years old)
This is me venting a bit… I’m sure most of my complaints are more pregnancy in general or baby number 2 specific. Oof – I miss not living in fear of the surprise sneeze while sitting cross-legged. I suppose giving up the cross-legged pose at my age should be acceptable, but I still like doingContinue reading “31 Weeks Pregnant and Almost 40 (years old)”
Random SAHM Thoughts 