Pregnant nose is weird
I still smell yesterday’s farts
Damn, I want chili
Being 39 years old and a mother is not an indicator of maturity… I’m sorry, body function humor will always have its place (over-doing it does exist though).
But really, pregnant nose IS weird. I smell things sooner and for longer than my husband – and there’s plenty of things he doesn’t even notice that I do. The fact that pregnancy makes you gassy, then add my ice cream cravings and low-grade lactose intolerance and I’m plenty flatulent myself… then there’s my toddler that (probably my fault) thinks tooting is hilarious and makes sure I witness them by getting closer and/or pointing her butt my way, “Haha, ‘scuse me, Mommy. I tooted, ‘scuse me.” Finally, my dog is a Boston Terrier – a famously gassy breed – and ta-da… I’m catching wiffs all day.
And I really am in the mood for Chili, which will undoubtedly give me gas.
Random SAHM Thoughts 